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Apologies to the readership for some (now-fixed) typos and incomplete sentences. They are the result of premature blogulation, as I try to make up for a lack of posting in the earlier part of the week. I assure you that I can indeed write.*

*That's my story and I'm sticking to it, until someone discovers the thousand monkeys typing in the lab basement who really make the Pac-10 Brewhouse go...